Karaoké Never Ever Getting Rid of Me Waitress (musical)

Please, just take the mixed bouquet and leave

Just leave

Dawn

I will never let you let me leave

I promise I'm not lying

Go ahead ask anybody who has seen me trying

I'm not going

If it seems like I did

I'm probably waiting outside

Such a stubborn man you'll likely never meet another

When we have our family dinner you can ask my mother

She's the best

You'll learn more about her on our family history test

I'm gonna do this right

Show you I'm not moving

Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow

Oh, I'm gonna love you so

You'll learn what I already know

I love you means you're never, ever ever getting rid of me

You can try

Oh, but I

I love you means you're never, ever ever getting rid of me

Ready for your check?

Not quite

Pie for everybody

What?

I grew up an only child in a suburb of the city

I spent my days alone my only friend was a stray kitty called Sardine

I thought it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish

She played hard to get hissing while she scratched me

What she was trying to say was

Ogie come and catch me

I learned quickly that perseverance stood between a cat and her new best friend, me

Oh, I'm gonna do this right

Show you I'm not moving

Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow

Oh, I'm gonna love you so

You'll learn what I already know

I love you means you're never, ever ever getting rid of me

When you say never

You can try

Oh, but I

I love you means blah blah blah yip yap yap yap

Oh, you can try

Now get back to work

Oh, but, but I

I love you means you're never, ever ever getting rid of me