Karaoké The Negative Waitress (musical)

Jenna

Time to pee on a stick

Wh-

I don't wanna know

Huh

Come on honey

You've waited long enough

Get to it and do it

Well okay girls enough

You know what we mean

I hope you drank enough this mornin'

Come on sweetie

It's better to know

We'll be right here with you so

It's no or it's yes but either way you gotta take the test

A squat and a squeeze

A prayer and a please

It's nothin'

A stick and a line

Just one of 'em if I'm lucky

A pot and a piss

Here we go sis

And we'll keep our focus on the negative

The negative

Read the instructions

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English

Do not insert the test stick into your vagina

Wow

Thank you Dawn

How'd I ever get myself in this mess

One drunk night in that stupid red dress

Aw I love that red dress

The way it sparkles it looks like an ice skatin' outfit

Uh stay with us Dawn

Maybe his machinery is broken somehow

What if his boys don't swim

I mean wow

Miraculous luck

Yeah miraculous

To get away with an unprotected

Funny how one night can ruin your whole life

Don't go there yet

We don't know what the test says

I'm already panicked

Just calm down goddamnit

Maybe it'll all be fine

Maybe there'll be just one line

Come on negative

Come on negative

I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore

Well like uh he got me drunk

I do stupid things when I drink like sleep with my husband

Honey

We've all made that mistake

Focus on the negative

Focus on the negative

This will all be alright

It was only one night

Someone send me a sign

One line

One line

One line

One line

That means the test is ready

This is it

Shit