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Well if she drives a ninety-eight

Pontiac Sunfire bud

There's a pretty decent chance she's gonna fuck your whole life up

Ninety-eight Sunfire

You can bet she smokes cigarettes and also meth

And if she shoplifts at Canadian Tire

She's probably cheatin' on you with your neighbor Kyle

Fuck you Kyle

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Well if he drives a ninety-eight

Pontiac Sunfire probably he's gonna try and date you and your sister simultaneously

Ninety-eight Sunfire

Rest assured he's gonna tell the cops that the drugs were yours

And if you still take him home despite it all you're gonna wake up with no copper wirin' in your walls

Ninety-eight Pontiac Sunfire baby

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Front-wheel drive and just two doors

Smells like darts and unpaid child support

Ten miles to the gallon on the two-point-four

Get you from Point A to Point liquor store baby yeah

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Ninety-eight Pontiac Sunfire

Well if he drives a ninety-eight

Pontiac Sunfire hun there's a pretty decent chance he's gonna fuck your whole life up

Ninety-eight Sunfire

You've been warned but he ain't washed his bed sheets since o-four

And if she got a breathalyzer in that Sunfire too it's 'cos she got a D.U.I. at the Burger King drive-thru

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