Karaoké Piss Up a Rope Ween

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV

And if you ever wondered what it's like to be me

She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes

Yells at my buddies and insults my folks

I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can

She's got time for the dog and none for her man

And I'm no dope but I can't cope

So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

Oh you can piss up a rope

And you can put on your shoes

Hit the road, get truckin'

Pack your bag

I don't need the ag

On your knees

You big booty bitch

Start suckin'

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle and I can't cope

Piss up a rope

Well you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble

You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle

For the last six months

I've been packin' your bag

You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag

'Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk

I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk

And I'm no dope but I've lost all hope

So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

Oh you can piss up a rope

And you can put on your shoes

Hit the road, get truckin'

Pack your bag

I don't need the ag

On your knees

You big booty bitch

Start suckin'

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle and I can't cope

Piss up a rope

Oh you can piss up a rope

And you can put on your shoes

Hit the road, get truckin'

Pack your bag

I don't need the ag

On your knees

You big booty bitch

Start suckin'

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle and I can't cope

Piss up a rope

Oh you can piss up a rope

And you can put on your shoes

Hit the road, get truckin'

Pack your bag

I don't need the ag

On your knees

You big booty bitch

Start suckin'

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle and I can't cope

Piss up a rope