Karaoké A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh, extra cheese uh huh, uh huh save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

Nineteen extra larges what a shame no one came

Just us eatin' all alone you said take the pizza home

No sense lettin' all this go to waste so then I faced

Pizza all day and every day

This cheese 'round the clock is gettin' me blocked

And I sure don't care for irregularity tell me

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated 'cos right now I'd do

Anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom

I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain oh

Should I take the laxative or have my colon irrigated no no no

I was feelin' pretty down 'til my girlfriend came around

We're just so alike in every way

I gotta say

In fact I just thought I might pop the question there

That night I was kissing her so tenderly but woe is me

But who would have guessed her family crest

I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh

And son of a gun it's just like the one on me tell me

How was I supposed to know that we were both related believe me if I

Knew she was my cousin we never would have dated what to do now

Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and

Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no woh oh

I had so much on my mind

I thought maybe I'd unwind

Try out that new roller coaster ride and the guide

Said not to stand but that's a demand

That I couldn't meet

I got on my feet

And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see tell me

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated

This really is a

Major inconvenience oh man I really hate it such a drag now

I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore

I can't belch or yodel anymore

Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports illustrated oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated

I gotta tell ya

Life without a head kinda makes me irritated what a bummer

I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneeze

But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now

Haven't been the same since my

Head and I were separated no no no