Karaoké Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard and the place was pretty packed

Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand with the perverts in the back

It was smellin' like a locker room

There was junk all over the floor

We're already packed in like sardines but we're stoppin' to pick up more

Look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on

And another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey

He's gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs

There's an elbow in my ear

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me

Hasn't showered in a year

Well I think I'm missin' a contact lens

I think my wallet's gone

And I think this bus is stoppin' again to let a couple more freaks get on

Look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on

And another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey

He's gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus ow

Another one rides the bus

Hey hey

Another one rides the bus

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey yeah

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke and my face is turnin' blue

I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see The Who

Well I should've got off a couple miles ago but I couldn't get to the door

There isn't any room for me to breathe and now we're gonna pick up more yeah

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on

And another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey

He's gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus