Karaoké Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic

Woah yeah

You've got a sixty-five

Chevy Malibu with automatic drive a custom paint job, too

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow and a slightly used sombrero

And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist

Craigslist

I'm on Craigslist

Baby, come on

Yeah

Well, we shared a quick glance

Saturday at the mall

I never took a chance never approached you at all

You were a blonde half

Asian with a bad case of gas

I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask

Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed

On Craigslist

Yeah, Craigslist, come on

I'm on Craigslist

Oh, baby, maybe you are too

Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo

An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on

San Vicente Boulevard

I know there were twenty people behind me in line but I was on a cell phone call with my mother

Didn't you see me hold up my index finger

That means, I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes

So, what's with the attitude, lady

No tip for you

Got a trash can of

Styrofoam peanuts

You can have 'em for free

You can drop by on the weekend and pick 'em up from me

But the trash can ain't part of the deal only givin' you the peanuts

Get real

Don't have no Hefty bag so bring your own

Don't bug me with questions on the phone

Don't ask for help don't waste my time

And don't complain 'cos they won't cost you a dime

Just ask yourself

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts

You can have my Styrofoam peanuts

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts

You can have them all

They're on Craigslist, yeah

Craigslist

Ow, baby, come on

I'm on Craigslist

Craigslist, Craigslist

I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist

Craigslist, now

Craigslist