Karaoké Dare to Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me

It's time for us to join in the fight

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket

You better count your chickens before they hatch

You better sell some wine before its time

You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mister Whipple's not around

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite off more than you can chew

What can you do

Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickels

Look for Mister Goodbar

Get your mojo working now

I'll show you how

You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid

Come on and dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

We're all waiting for you

Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

So can I have a volunteer

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk

Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family

Join the P.T.A.

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet

Then party 'till you're broke and they drag you away

It's okay

You can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish

It's like barking up a tree

It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid yes

Why don't you dare to be stupid

It's so easy

So easy to do

We're all waiting for you

Burn your candle at both ends

Look a gift horse in the mouth

Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever

You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver

The future's up to you

So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

What did I say

Tell me what did I say

It's alright

We can be stupid alright

Come on join the crowd

Shout it out loud

I can't hear you

Okay I can hear you now

Let's go dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid