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A used pink bathrobe

A rare mint snowglobe

A Smurf TV tray

I bought on eBay

My house is filled with

This crap shows up in

Bubble wrap, most every day

What I bought on eBay

Tell me why

I need another pet rock

I need another pet rock

Tell me why

I got that Alf alarm clock

I got that Alf alarm clock

Tell me why

Tell me why

I bid on Shatner's old toupee

Old toupee

They had it on eBay

They had it on eBay

I'll buy your knick-knack

Knick-knack

Just check my feedback

Feedback

"A Plus Plus" they all say

All say

They love me on eBay

Gonna buy

A slightly-damaged golf bag

Gonna buy

Some Beanie Babies new with tag from some guy

I've never met in Norway

Norway

Found him on eBay

Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you

With two seconds left to go

Whoa

Whoa

Got Paypal or Visa

Got Paypal or Visa what ever'll please ya what ever'll please ya

As long as I've got

As long as I've got the dough the dough

I'll buy your tchotchkes

Sell me your watch, please

I'll buy

I'll buy, I'll buy

I'll buy

I'm highest bidder now

Junk keeps arriving in the mail

Yeah, it's me

From that worldwide garage sale

Dukes Of Hazard ashtray

Hey, a Dukes Of Hazard ashtray

Oh yeah

I bought it on eBay

Wanna buy

A Pac Man Fever lunchbox

Wanna buy

A case of vintage tube socks

Wanna buy

A Kleenex used by Doctor Dre

Used by Doctor Dre

Found it on eBay

Wanna buy

That Farrah Fawcet poster

Pez dispensers and a toaster

Don't know why

The kind of stuff you'd throw away

I'll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay