Karaoké Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear

When suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie

Is it Bob or Joe or Walter

Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve

I probably would have kept on guessin' but about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm layin' bleedin' there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer

Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension

And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport

And as a way of sayin' thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time

Just then the floatin' disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yellin'

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty paper cut

And well to make a long story short it got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter by the pearly gates

And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearin'

He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well he lets me into Heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine

For all eternity

And every day he runs by screamin'

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you used to think was so important

Doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

Everything you know is wrong