Karaoké Fat Weird Al Yankovic

Your butt is wide well mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

The word is out better treat me right

'Cos I'm the king of cellulite

Ham on

Ham on

Ham on whole wheat

All right

My zippers bust my buckles break

I'm too much man for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well I've never used a phone booth and I've never seen my toes

When I'm goin' to the movies

I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat

I'm fat come on

You know I'm fat

I'm fat you know it

You know I'm fat

I'm fat come on you know

Don'tcha call me pudgy portly or stout

Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail

It measures on the Richter scale

Down at the beach

I'm a lucky man

I'm the only one who gets a tan

If I have one more pie à la mode

I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds

I'm having twenty-thirds

When I go to get my shoes shined

I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat

I'm fat come on

You know I'm fat

I'm fat you know it

You know I'm fat

I'm fat you know it you know

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds

Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way better give me plenty space

If I tell you that I'm hungry then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat

I'm fat come on

You know I'm fat

I'm fat you know it

You know I'm fat

I'm fat you know it you know

Woow

Woow

Woow

You know I'm fat

I'm fat come on

You know I'm fat

I'm fat you know it you know it

You know you know you know come on

And you know all by myself I'm a crowd

Let me tell you

You know I'm huge

I'm fat you know it

You know I'm fat you know woow

You know I'm fat

I'm fat you know it you know

And the whole world knows

I'm fat and I'm proud

Just tell me once again who's fat