Karaoké I Lost on Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

Oh oh oh oh

I was there to match my intellect on national TV

Against a plumber oh and an architect

Both with a Ph.D

I was tense

I was nervous

I guess it just wasn't my night

Art Fleming gave the answers

Oh but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Oh well I knew

I was in trouble now

My hope of winnin' sank

Because I got the Daily Double now and then my mind went blank

I took Pot-pourri for one hundred and then my head started to spin

Well I'm givin' up

Don Pardo

Just tell me now what

I didn't win yeah yeah

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby

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That's right Al you lost

And let me tell you what you didn't win

A twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia

International

A case of Turtle Wax

And a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni

The San Francisco treat

But that's not all

You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people

And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come

You don't get to come back tomorrow

You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game

You're a complete loser

Don't know what

I was thinkin' of

I guess I just wasn't too bright

Well I sure hope

I do better next weekend on

The Price Is Right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby