Karaoké Like a Surgeon Weird Al Yankovic

I finally made it through med school

Somehow I made it through

I'm just an intern

I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class

Barely passed at the institute

Now I'm trying to avoid

Yah I'm trying to avoid a malpractice suit

Hey like a surgeon

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse

This patient's fading fast

Complications have set in

Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see that I.V.

Here we go time to operate

I'll pull his insides out

Pull his insides out and see what he ate

Like a surgeon

Hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Here's a waiver for you to sign

Woh oh

Woh oh

Woh oh

It's a fact

I'm a quack

The disgrace of the A.M.A.

'Cos my patients die

Yah my patients die

Before they can pay

Like a surgeon

Hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon

Ooh ooh like a surgeon

When I reach inside

With my scalpel and my forceps and re-tractors

Oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Ooh baby

Yeah

I can hear your heartbeat

For the very last time