Karaoké Ode to a Superhero Weird Al Yankovic

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful couldn't have been any shyer

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him even if his hair was on fire

But then one day he went to that science lab that mutated spider came down

Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls and he's swingin' all over town

La la la li de da la la li le la da dum

Sling us a web you're the Spider-Man sling us a web tonight

'Cos we're all in the mood for a hero now and there's evil doers to fight

Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his who horns in on

Mary Jane

But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys who can kiss upside down in the rain

With great power comes great responsibility that's the catch phrase of old

Uncle Ben

If you missed it, don't worry they'll say the line again and again and again

Oh, la la la di de da la la di di da da dum

Now Norman's a billionare scientist who never had time for his son

But then something went screwy and before you knew he was trying to kill everyone

And he's ridin' around on that glider thing and he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb

Yes, he's wearin' that dumb

Power Rangers mask but he's scarier without it on

Sling us a web you're the Spider-Man sling us a web tonight

'Cos you're brave and you're strong and so limber now but where'd you come up with those tights

It's a pretty sad day at the funeral

Norman Osborn has bitten the dust

And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead oh, but his buddy Pete he can trust

Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now oh, but Peter he just shuts her down

Mary Jane, don't you cry you can give it a try again when the sequel comes 'round

Oh, la la la di de da la la di di da da dum

Sling us a web you're the Spider-Man sling us a web tonight

'Cos we all sure could use us a hero now and we think that you'll do all right