Karaoké Party in the CIA Weird Al Yankovic

I moved out to Langley recently with a plain and simple dream

Wanna infiltrate some third-world place and topple their regime

Those men in black with their matching suitcases

Where everything's on a need-to-know basis

Agents got that swagger and everyone so cloak and dagger

I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing for an undercover mission

That's when the red alert came on the radio and I put my earpiece on

Got my dark sunglasses on and I had my weapon drawn

So I get my handcuffs

My cyanide pills

My classified dossier

Tapping the phones like, yeah

Shredding the files like, yeah

I memorized all the enemy spies

I've got to neutralize today

Yeah

It's a party in the CIA

Yeah

It's a party in the CIA

I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost gotten me dismissed

Like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list

Burn that microfilm buddy will you

I'd tell you why but then

I'd have to kill you

You need a quickie confession

Well start a water boarding session

No hurry on this

South American dictator

I'll assassinate him later

That's when he walked right in my laser sights and my silencer was on

And my silencer was on

And another target's gone

Yeah we've got our black ops all over the world

From Kazakhstan to Bombay

Paying the bribes like, yeah

Plugging the leaks like, yeah

Interrogating the scum of the earth

We'll break them by the break of day

Yeah

It's a party in the CIA

Yeah it's a party in the CIA

Need a country destabilized

Look no further, we're your guys

We've got snazzy suits and ties and a better dental plan than the FBI's

Better put your hands up and get in the van or else you'll get blown away

Staging a coup like, yeah

Brainwashing moles like, yeah

We only torture the folks we don't like

You're probably gonna be okay

Yeah

It's a party in the CIA

Yeah it's a party in the CIA