Karaoké The Saga Begins Weird Al Yankovic

A long, long time ago

In a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and

Qui-Gon Jinn could talk the federation in

To maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We escaped from that gas then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene and we went to Theed to see the Queen

We all wound up on Tatooine

That's where we found this boy

Oh my, my

This here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later

Now he's just a small fry

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the Force they say

Ah do you see him hitting on the queen

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well I know he built C-3PO

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke it's true

So we made a wager or two

Ooh he was a pre-pubescent flyin' ace

And the minute Jabba started off that race

Well I knew who would win first place

Oh yes

It was our boy

We started singin'

My, my

This here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later

Now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Now we finally got to Coruscant

The Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midichlorians were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh the Council was impressed of course

Could he bring balance to the Force

They interviewed the kid

All training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said

Now listen here

Just stick it in your pointy ear

I still will teach this boy

He was singin'

My, my

This here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later

Now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

We caught a ride back to Naboo 'cos Queen Amidala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war and it wasn't long at all before

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gunguns died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

Well I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'

My, my

This here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later

Now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

We were singin'

My, my

This here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later

Now he's just a small fry

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi