Karaoké White & Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

They see me mowin' my front lawn

I know they're all thinkin'

I'm so white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see

I'm white and nerdy

Look at me

I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangsters but so far they all think

I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT

Got skills

I'm a Champion of D&D

MC Escher that's my favorite MC

Keep your forty

I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces

Yo I know Pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper

I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast

I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app

I haven't run

At Pascal well I'm number one

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I got a solderin' gun

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see

I'm white and nerdy

Look at me

I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangsters

Although it's apparent

I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

How'd I get so white and nerdy

I've been browsin', inspectin'

X-Men comics you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket

I must protect 'em

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doin' web sites

When my friends need some code who do they call

I do HTML for 'em all

Even made a homepage for my dog, yo

I got myself a fanny pack

They were havin' a sale down at the GAP

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop pop hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream

I was in AV club and glee club and even the chess team

Only question I ever thought was hard was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard

Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair

Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'

They laughin' and rollin' their eyes 'cos I'm so white and nerdy

Just because

I'm white and nerdy

Just because

I'm white and nerdy

All because

I'm white and nerdy

Holy cow

I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangsters

But oh well it's obvious

I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy