Karaoké You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

We've been together for so very long but now things are changing

Oh I wonder what's wrong

Seems you don't want me around

The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team

You used to think I was nice

Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Anti-christ

Oh oh

Why did you disconnect the brakes on my car

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again

You're still the light of my life

Oh darling I'm begging won't you put down that knife

You know I even think it's kinda cute the way

You poison my coffee just a little each day

I still remember the way that you laughed when you pushed me down the elevator shaft

Oh if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer

Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will

You set my house on fire

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap

You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

You drilled a hole in my head then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh you know this really isn't like you at all

You never acted this way before

Honey something tells me you don't love me anymore

Oh no no

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore