Karaoké Christmas Dirtbag Wheatus

First night of Noel

Asleep with the fire burning

Jingling bells and sugarplum fairies turning

But I don't see any presents for me

Does Santa Claus know who I am

Does Santa Claus even care about me

'Cos I'm just a Christmas dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a Christmas dirtbag baby

Santa forgot all about me baby tonight

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Yeah Liz got a doll

The one she was asking for

And Pete got it all

A baseball bat and a ball

Did anyone see any presents for me

Does Santa Claus know who I am

Does Santa Claus even care about me

'Cos I'm just a Christmas dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a Christmas dirtbag baby

Santa forgot all about me baby tonight

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Oh yeah

Santa

He don't know who his list is missing

Oh yeah

Santa

You don't know who your list is missing

Maybe I'm too old

Believing in Santa's creepy

Lo and behold

I see coming down the chimney

A bright red suit and reindeer to boot

Could Santa Claus know who I am

Could Santa Claus really care about

I've got two tickets to AC DC

BB

Aftershow party at CBGB's

I'm just a Christmas dirtbag

BB like you

Ho ho ho ho

Oh yeah

Santa

We're going to see AC DC

Oh yeah

Santa

I'm going to see AC DC

Ah ah oh woah oh woah

Ho ho ho

Ho

Ho

Ho ho ho ho

Ho ho ho