Karaoké Beer, Weed, Cooches Wheeler Walker, Jr.

Friday night

Friends at the bar

Outside hotboxed in the car

Heard the band

Steel guitar

So we followed our way to the song

Inside

Group of hot girls

Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel

Band's swingin'

Take her for a twirl

So we danced all night to the song

Beer, weed, cooches and honky tonk music and all night long

Stoned, drunk, fucked up

I'm gettin' my dick sucked and all night long

Took a break

Headed outside

Pass the joint

Girls got high

My squirrel

Blaze in her eyes

So I knew that it wouldn't be long

Makin' out

Got a big bone

Feelin' good

Gonna get blown

Then the band started playin' George Jones so we went back in to hear the song

Beer, weed, cooches and honky tonk music and all night long

Stoned, drunk, fucked up

I'm gettin' my dick sucked and all night long

Last call and we had a good buzz

Grabbed some beer and the girls with us

Drove back

Cop her in the fuzz with the radio playin' that song for us

Back home

Stereo's up

Sturgill's singin' a song about drugs

Girl's drinkin'

Smokin' and stuff so we listened real close to the song

Me and her

The bedroom time

Through the wall

Stood still around

No dick so I leant her mine

So we fucked and we smoked to the song

Beer, weed, cooches and honky tonk music and all night long

Stoned, drunk, fucked up

I'm gettin' my dick sucked and all night long

And all night long