Karaoké Eatin' Pussy / Kickin' Ass Wheeler Walker, Jr.

Friday night

I just got off work

My boss man he's such a jerk

So after work

I went to his house

Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

That's what I do oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

That pussy taste good oh oh oh oh

Monday morning

I got laid off

So I celebrated with some alcohol

Standing in the unemployment line

I see this young girl's bush and said it's breakfast time

Security guard said

You can't do that here

So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer

Girl at the counter said

Do you want a job?

And I said okay and then I ate her pussy

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

That's what I do

Pussy in the mornin'

Pussy in the night

I eat a lot of pussy and then I get into a fight

Yeah all right

Thursday night I was feeling pretty great

I was walking past the honkeytonk on Broadway

I see this young girl she's smilin' at me

So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee

Took off her skirt I knew that somethin' was wrong

Where there's supposed to be a pussy this girl had a dong

I was bored and since I'd paid anyway

I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass

Suckin' dick and kickin' ass

That's right suckin' dick

And kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Come on babe

Eatin' pussy suckin' dick and kickin' ass

God dammit fuckin' play motherfucker

Where'd everybody go?