Karaoké Puss in Boots Wheeler Walker, Jr.

All those LA west coast silicone women really think they're hot

But it's no fun titty fuckin' titties when the titties are hard as rocks

And up in New York city all them uptight bitties like to shave their cooch

But I prefer a little fur on my burger if you're wantin' me to tell the truth

I like my puss in boots a girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Waylon tune while she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I want a girl in a cowboy hat her tongue knows where my butt hole's at

Bush pokin' out her daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots, boots

Yeah

Well the girls in Chicago they can spit, they can swallow when they're on their knees

But it's hard to stay hard when you're fuckin' in a car it's four degrees

All the girls in Milwaukee wanna slob on my cocky but I have to pass

'Cos I only get wood when my dick is up a good ol' southern ass

I like my puss in boots a girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Willie tune while she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I want a girl in a cowboy hat her tongue knows where my butt hole's at

Bush pokin' out her daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots, boots

Don't want them high heels on when you're slidin' up and down my dong

And keep them fuckin' flip flops and your birkenstocks away from my hillbilly cock

I like my puss in boots a girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Wheeler tune while she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I want a girl in a cowboy hat her tongue knows where my butt hole's at

Bush pokin' out her daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots

Boots, boots