Karaoké Redneck Shit Wheeler Walker, Jr.

Woo

American by birth and southern by the grace of God

Means that everything I do

I do it right

New York and California you can go and have your fun

But down here I got a list of what I like

Eating tater tots and pussy

Sucking mountain dew and tits

Kick my grandpa in his nutsack

Then I suck my boss's dick

Fuck my cousin in her asshole

Before I finish on her tits

Then I shoot my neighbor's cat

I love that redneck shit

You can make your jokes at us and giggle all you want

But my friends and me, man we don't give a lick

If you can read this then the bitch fell off

That's a sticker on a bike?

Sure, but it's also a tattoo inked on my dick

Takin' pictures of my mama while she's trying to take a shit

Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and I laugh when they get hit

Pull my pecker out in Walmart then I pop my sister's zit

Jackin off my neighbor's dog

I love that redneck shit

Woo

People think we're crazy, man they think we're all insane

Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave

You can stay at grandma's house

She'll cook you up some country ham

And after dinner you can nibble on her beave

Meet a biddy at the swap meet then I fucked her for a bit

Shoved a dildo up my asshole

Just to see if it could fit

Buy a bunch of nudie magazines

The ones that show the clit

Then I tongue my brother's butt

I love that redneck shit

Redneck shit