Karaoké I Ain't Drunk Whitey Morgan and the 78's

Well I sat down on a barstool in a honky tonk last night

That little bartender gave me a look

I knew somethin' sure wasn't right

Well I ordered up another whiskey

One tequila and one more beer

That's when that bartender told me Son

He said

You been cut off in here

I told him I ain't drunk

Hell I've just been drinkin'

I started five in the afternoon

Lord about three days ago

Ever since my baby left me this old heart of mine's been sinkin'

But I ain't drunk

I've just been drinkin'

Well the ride home from the barroom must have been quite a sight

Hell I guess I was doin' a pretty good job

Yeah they put me in the old spotlight

Well when I got through puttin' on my show

I heard Hands on the wheel buddy nice and slow

And I fell out the car

Lord on the side of the road

I told him I ain't drunk

Hell I've just been drinkin'

I started five in the afternoon

Lord about three days ago

Well hey hey Mister Policeman

I know just what you're thinkin'

But I ain't drunk

I've just been drinkin'

I told him I ain't drunk son

Oh hell I've just been drinkin'