Karaoké Popular Wicked (comédie musicale) (Kristin Chenoweth)

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I

And let's face it who isn't less fortunate than I

My tender heart tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover

I simply have to take over

I know, I know exactly what they need

And even in your case tho' it's the toughest case

I've yet to face

Don't worry

I'm determined to succeed follow my lead

And yes, indeed you will be

Popular you're gonna be popular

I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys

Little ways to flirt and flounce, oh

I'll show you what shoes to wear

How to fix your hair everything that really counts

To be popular

I'll help you be popular

You'll hang with the right cohorts

You'll be good at sports know the slang you've got to know

So let's start 'cos you've got an awfully long way to go

Don't be offended by my frank analysis

Think of it as personality dialysis

Now that I've chosen to become a pal a sister and adviser there's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to popular

I know about popular

And with an assist from me to be who you'll be

Instead of dreary who you were, well are

There's nothing that can stop you from becoming popular-lar

Lah lah lah lah we're gonna make you popular

When I see depressing creatures with unprepossessing features

I remind them on their own behalf to think of

Celebrated heads of state or specially great communicators

Did they have brains or knowledge?

Don't make me laugh

They were popular please, it's all about popular

It's not about aptitude it's the way you're viewed so it's very shrewd to be

Very very popular like me

Why, Miss Elphaba look at you, you're beautiful

I, I have to go you're welcome

And though you protest your disinterest

I know clandestinely

You're gonna grin and bear it your new found popularity, ah!

Lah lah lah lah you'll be popular

Just not quite as popular as me