Karaoké Thank Goodness Wicked (comédie musicale)

Every day more wicked

Every day the terror grows

All of Oz is ever on alert

That's the way with Wicked

Spreading fear wherever she goes

Seeking out new victims she can hurt

Like some terrible green blizzard throughout the land she flies

Defaming our poor Wizard with her calumnies and lies

She lies

Save us from the Wicked

Shield us so we won't be hexed

Give us warning

Where will she strike next

Where will she strike next

Where will she strike next

Fellow Ozians

As terrifying as terror is

Let us put aside our panic for this one day and celebrate

Oh what a celebration we'll have today

Thank Goodness

Let's have a celebration the Glinda way ha ha ha ha

Thank Goodness

Finally a day that's totally

Wicked-Witch free

We couldn't be happier

We couldn't be happier

Thank Goodness

Thank Goodness

Yes

We couldn't be happier

Right dear

Couldn't be happier

Right here

Look what we've got

A fairy-tale plot

Our very own happy ending

Where we couldn't be happier

True dear

Couldn't be happier

And we're happy to share our ending vicariously with all of you

He couldn't look handsomer

I couldn't feel humbler

We couldn't be happier

Because happy is what happens when all your dreams come true

Oh and Glinda dear we're happy for you

As Press Secretary

I have striven to ensure that all of Oz knows the story of your braverism

The day you were first summoned to an audience with Oz

And although he would not tell you why initially

When you bowed before his throne he decreed you'd hence be known as Glinda the Good officially

Then with a jealous squeal the Wicked Witch burst from concelament

Where she had been lurking surrep'titially

Huh

I hear she has an extra eye that always remains awake

I hear that she can shed her skin as easily as a snake

I hear some rebel Animals are giving her food and shelter

I hear her soul is so unclean pure water can melt her

What

Melt her

Please somebody go and melt her

Do you hear that

Water will melt her

People are so empty-headed they'll believe anything

Fiyero

Oh yes

Thanks plenty dearest

He's gone to fetch me a refreshment hm hm hm

He's so thoughtful that way

That's why

I couldn't be happier

No

I couldn't be happier

Though it is I admit the tiniest bit unlike I anticipated

But I couldn't be happier

Simply couldn't be happier

Well huh not Simply

'Cos getting your dreams it's strange but it seems a little well complicated

There's a kind of a sort of cost

There's a couple of things get lost

There are bridges you cross you didn't know you crossed until you crossed

And if that joy

That thrill doesn't thrill like you think it will

Still

With this perfect finale

The cheers and the ballyhoo

Who wouldn't be happier

So

I couldn't be happier because happy is what happens when all your dreams come true

Well

Isn't it

Happy is what happens when your dreams come true

Aah

We love you Glinda if we may be so frank

Thank Goodness

For all this joy we know who we've got to thank

Thank Goodness

That means the Wizard, Glinda

And fiancé

They couldn't be goodlier

She couldn't be lovelier

We couldn't be luckier

I couldn't be happier

Thank Goodness today

Today

Thank Goodness for today