Karaoké Your New Boyfriend Wilbur Soot

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

When I was a kid on VoIP

I thought when I get older

I'd marry her I told her

Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office

Nine 'till five's not the best

I'll be honest

If I could change a single thing

I'd make it me and not him

But he's in your bed

I'm in your Twitch chat

I've got the key and he's just a doormat

And even though he's got social skills that doesn't mean

I can't pay the bills

Anyway make the most of him 'cos she moves on pretty bloody quick

Oh woah

Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

Wooh

And yeah I've met Jared

The one who took you away from me

You hit it off instantly

I know 'cos you won't stop telling me

Seen his jawline

Shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense

I've thought about what he looks like nude

I'm not gay though

'Cos she's living the dream

Oh she's living the dream from back when we were seventeen

She's living the dream

Oh she's living the dream from back when we were seventeen

How on earth could I be saved when I'm one click away from insane

I just think that I deserve a little bit of what I earned

I'm not gonna make another scene

The one I made when I was twenty-three

Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat

I've got the key and he's just a doormat

'Cos even though he's got social skills that doesn't mean

I can't pay the bills

Anyway make the most of him 'cos she moves on pretty bloody quick

Oh woah

Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

I think about you every day so how on earth can I be saved

I think about him a lot as well

Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell

'Cos you're beauty and you're grace

Your telephone calls are my favourite place

And I want you to notice me with no restraining order please

I want you to care

I want to smell your hair