Karaoké I'd Have to Be Crazy Willie Nelson

I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singin' and never play music again

You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a top hat and ran out to flag down the wind

I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard just to see what the rednecks would do

But I'd have to be crazy

Plum out of my mind to fall out of love with you

I know I've done weird things

I told people I heard things when silence was all abounds

Been days when it pleased me to be on my knees following ants as they crawl across the ground

Been insane on a train but I'm still me again

And the place where I hold you is true

So I know I'm alright 'cos I'd have to be crazy to fall out of love with you

You know I don't intend to but should there come a day when I say that I don't love you you can lock me away

I sure would be dingy to live in an envelope waitin' alone for a stamp

You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie while burnin' my hand on the lamp

And I may not be normal but nobody is

So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through

I'd have to be crazy

Plum out of my mind to fall out of love with you

I'd have to be crazy

Plum out of my mind to fall out of love with you