Karaoké Hypothetically Speaking Willow Avalon & Kaitlin Butts

Now, let me tell you 'bout my best friend

Well, her name is

Leanne

And she's married to a dumb dumb man named Carl

Or she was that is

Hello

Well, Carl started in with his same old shit all over again

Drunk as a skunk yelling

And he started coming at me while I was frying his eggs

In the kitchen

Oh, Lord and the only thing I had

To save me was that cast iron skillet

That white tile ain't so white anymore

He is face down on the kitchen floor

What

And he ain't moving and I think he might be dead

Uh-oh

And you're the first person

I thought to call

Hypothetically speaking

If you're burying a body

Don't you do it in your basement

'Cos that's the first place they'll check

If they suspect you've done it

So before you start running

Just dial my number

If you've got a little problem

Hypothetically speaking

Well, now, I did find a letter with a lipstick kiss on it

From his secretary talking 'bout how they're in love

And how they're gonna run off together

Well, that's what you're gonna say

'Cos it's definitely what happened so get your story straight

Hypothetically speaking

You'll cut him into little pieces

I'm talking real little pieces

And then you feed 'em to the gators

Those are nationally protected

And they can't check the gators

For your dead husband

Right now he's just missing

And that's how it's gonna stay

Now, honey

I know he was an asshole

But that's not what you're gonna tell them

You're gonna say that he was an angel

And how you miss him so

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If you're hiding a body

Which she definitely isn't

Put him in a big barrel

And fill it full of

And fill it full of acid acid

Cause it'll eat him all up

And then there won't be nothing

For nobody to look for

Just some water in a barrel

From when the rain came through

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Now, accidents they sure do happen

Even though he had it coming

Well, you know I'm always here for you, baby

Hypothetically

Hypothetically speaking speaking

Ahah

Ahah aah

Poor Carl

Ahah ahah