Karaoké I'm a Woman Woman & Brian May

Yeah yeah

I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks and have them hangin' on the line

I can starch and iron two dozen shirts before you can count from one to nine

I can scoop up a great big dip full of lard from the drippings can

Throw it on the skillet go out, do my shopping and be back before it melts in the pan

'Cos I'm a woman

Woman double-u O M A N

I'll say it again yes, I'm a woman double-u O M A N

I can rub and scrub this ol' house until it's shining like a dime

Feed the baby grease the car and powder my face at the same time

Get all dressed up go out and swing 'till four AM and then

Lay down at five jump up at six and start all over again

I am a woman

Woman double-u O M A N

I'll say it again oh, I'm a woman double-u O M A N

If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well

If you come to me hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell

You know if you come to me hungry

I'm gonna fill you full of grits

And if it's loving you're lacking

I'll kiss you and give you the shivering fits

'Cos I'm a

Woman woman

I can stretch a greenback dollar bill from here to kingdom come

I can play the numbers pay my bills and still end up with some

I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there's nothing I can't do

I can make a dress out of a feed bag and a man out of you

'Cos I'm a woman

Ya na na na na hee na ya na na na na hee na sweet son

Yeah, yeah ah, ah

Ya na na na ya na na na oh, oh

Ya na na na hee na

That's what I'm talking about, baby na na hee na so sit down and shut up

Da hee, da hee, da hee

Oh ya dya dya dya dya dya, dya da hee, hee hee yeah yeah yeah yeah

Woman woman

'Cos I'm a woman double-u O M A N

Woman

Woman