Karaoké Big Fat Bitch Zac Brown Band

We were driving to

Birmingham Alabama and a

My buddy Keith was driving the truck

And this lady 'bout ran us off the road in a Cadillac

She just kinda smiled when she went by

And he has road rage really bad and he said

Look at that big fat bitch so I grabbed my little

Travel guitar out of the back and went

Big fat bitch she's a big ol big ol fat bitch

She goes to Ryan's and they say shit

This one's gonna cost us she's big ol bitch mmm she's big ol bitch

She sweats grits you can hide a pound of dope under one of her tits

Big fat bitch big ol bitch

Who stole Christmas? the Grinch

Who stole the Twinkies? big fat bitch

She's a big ol bitch

Yeah she had this cajun friend who had a pet alligator

She ate that some-bitch like it was a green now and later

Or a fried green da-mator you'd have to have a

Turbo-foaming car wash brush to masterbate her

She's a big ol bitch she's a big ol bitch

Yeah when she was eight years old she had

A Pogo stick that would say hey Wanda

And they'd go song-tong- thong-song-tong-thong

And now her pogo stick says holy fucking shit

And they go bount bount hey she's a big ol bitch she's a big ol bitch

Yes she gargles and drools and spits

And she makes all kinds of noise

She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham in her corduroys she goes

She's a big ol bitch she's a big ol big fat bitch