Karaoké Arrested for Driving While Blind ZZ Top

You're driving down the highway at night

And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite

Don't give Johnny

Walker a ride

'Cos Jack Black is right by your side

You might get taken to the jailhouse and find

You've been arrested for driving while blind

Now just the other night with nothin' to do

We broke a case of proof one or two

And started itchin' for that wonderful feel of rolling in an automobile

You could say we was out of our mind

And let me tell you we were flyin' while blind

Then they had us up against the wall

Hey it's only blood grain alcohol

And there ain't no cause for alarm

We ain't out to do nobody no harm

How could anyone be so unkind to arrest a man for drivin' while blind