Karaoké Bangladesh Ian McConnell

You never take me to Bangladesh

You never cook me sausage on an open flame

Never anoint me with oil

Never write me a novel

You never poison the mojitos of my enemies

You never make me a marzipan

Never defend my honor in a holy war

You never treat me like Oprah

Never go supernova

You never Animorph transform into a cloud of bees

It's like you don't care

It's like you don't care