Karaoké Winnebago (Lay Low) Theory of a Deadman

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I'm so pumped up

Gonna have some fun on a Saturday night seein' everyone

But a calm night out turned right fast into a storm

After three or four bars it was gettin' late

It was time to slow down

Time to hit the brakes

But you know I ain't stoppin' 'till I have a few dozen more

It went from goin' out with my friends to a night that'll never end

Now I'm drunk as fuck and I don't even care

Yeah I'm streakin' Broadway in my underwear

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

You know it's real bad when your mouth is numb

You don't feel that last shot runnin' past your tongue

But it sure feels good to see my troubles all washed away

Drank a cigarette butt while playin' pool

Left my credit card there and I lost a shoe

Guess a wet sock's better than talkin' 'bout work all day

It went from goin' out with my friends to a night that'll never end

Now I'm drunk as fuck and I wanna fight

Gonna make this town my bitch tonight

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I shoulda, woulda

Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I shoulda, woulda

Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Clinkin' my glass with some random asshole

Spilled his drink but I did it with class though

By the look on his face

I'd say this party's over

He took one more sip then he came at me

Yeah I saw more stars than the sky in Tennessee

My head hittin' dirt confirms this party's over

It went from goin' out with my friends to a Honey guess where I am

Well I'm drunk as fuck havin' too much fun

Gettin' chased by cops but I can't even run

Oh no

I really wanna go home

I wanna lay low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I shoulda, woulda

Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I shoulda, woulda

Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I shoulda, woulda

Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Oh no

I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no

I should've just stayed home