Karaoké I Own a Car Ninja Sex Party

Ahem

Sorry to interrupt your beach party everyone

Just thought I'd stop by with my car

Four wheels, one key

I must be truly blessed

Life is a school and I'm passin' the test

Two workin' headlights

Four functional seats

And get a load of these pedals that I can push with my feet

There's an AM radio that kicks you right in the ass

So turn down the treble baby

Uh and crank up the bass

I own a car

I own a car woman

The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup

I own a car

Car

Look out, it's beige

The coolest kind of brown a human can handle

Thank God that you're sittin' down

Check out these windows

They're totally clear so you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near

Do you believe in miracles

We're shootin' off like a star

Who needs a license mama

Oh when you've got a car

I own a car

Listen good

I own a car ya turkeys

The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works

I own a car

Ow

Guess what I own boys

No

Is it a phone

Is it a car

N- uh yes actually

The boys guessed that much faster than

I thought the boys would guess

I own a car

I own a car